I have two words for you, and they're better than "homeland" and "security." They are "coffee" and "cake." Powerful words and objects on their own, but when combined into coffeecake, that shit is UNSTOPPABLE. On my way to work I stopped at coffee society for a cup of coffee and a piece of coffee cake. WAS THERE EVER A BETTER PAIRING? There was not ever a better pairing.
When the homeland security status changes, like how today it went from orange to yellow, my desktop homeland security status indicator for Konfabulator (OS X only) is supposed to make a sound. And I wasn't in front of my computer when it happened, so fuck this. The status has only changed like 5 times ever. Will I ever get to hear the sound it makes? Fuck. Fuck fuck fuck.
Wait, I'm a hacker. I know how to dig around for the sound files it uses. Nevermind, I'm just getting all worked up over nothing. OK, here's the sound of the homeland security status changing. Thank god I found out. You must be so happy.
Posted by Ethan at February 27, 2003 11:14 AMaiff? UGH.
sounds good played in loop mode on winamp tho. Thanks to IE for making winamp just wipe out my playlist.